Interview with a Client

Engosonne, by Gabooldra. $3,500

Blog Gabooldra will now begin posting interviews and profiles of The Named. Exerpts of my first interview are below.

I spoke with Enogsonne via telephone.

Gabooldra: What has it meant to you to have a unique name?

Enogsonne: Well, I would say I like it overall. People have a hard time remembering it at first, but once I give them the hint "SUNNY EGGNOG," they don't forget it.

Gabooldra: Tell me what you're doing with your life.

Enogsonne: Well, I just opened a Internet-based company called iBrowse. It aggregates all of the eyebrow threading and waxing services, mostly threading, in your area and helps you find the cheapest, most inexpensive option for grooming your eyebrows. Everyone has eyebrows, and most everyone has unruly ones!

Gabooldra: Are you making money?

Enogsonne: Well, the wife and I just redid our living room. She smokes Misty's, and she wanted to do the room in the Misty color scheme. You know on the box? Maybe you could put a picture of the Misty logo or box up with my interview? It's a good color scheme for a living room, ours in particular.

Gabooldra: Maybe. What are your hobbies?

Enogsonne: Hmmm... Do drinking games count?

Gabooldra: I suppose.

Enogsonne: I like Beer Pawng.

Gabooldra: What's that?

Enogsonne: Well, it's a game where you throw balls in cups of beer.

Gabooldra: snickers and rolls eyes

-Gabooldra

Comments

[Lucy]

Please ask Engosonne to purchase a new name for his wife. It should include the phonemes m, i, s, t, y. BTW,
what name did Engosonne abandon? Was it Darryle? I think I went to high school with him in Wilkes-Barre, PA.

[Better Drunk Than Wasted]

Drinking games are the only honorable hobby.