IN RESPONSE TO THE FOUNDING OF THE OTHER NAMING AGENCY, Erfolgswelle, GABOOLDRA will be giving away names for FREE for the time being and quite possibly onward. 

She is MIFFED at Erfolgswelle and believes that every human,* no matter how rich or poor, should have the right to his/her true name. Only GABOOLDRA (a human born to name) has the gift of true naming. Please note Ergfolswelle has a conference room and other sleek stock photography of things like waves in its website banner. 

Please follow the same proceedure for recieving your name as mentioned below. Just simply ignore the part about price. 

**Also Gabooldra will be making her first public appearance at a table in Northside Art (naming is an art) in Brooklyn June 13th and 14th, 2015. She will be naming you FOR FREE and will present you with your true name in her own handwriting.** 


Contact me at to buy a name. I ask you to fill out a specialized questionnaire, which I use to guide me in the name generating process. Names take 4 to 6 business weeks to come to me. They range in price from $2,000 to $14,000 dollars (FORMERLY, NOW THEY ARE FREE). I accept PayPal. I will soon have an Etsy store, where you can buy my names also.

Upon purchase, I will copyright names and present you with a certificate of authenticity. I will monitor the internet at large, social, and census bureaus for possible theft of your name on a weekly basis until my death, loss of consciousness, or loss of internet/computer. Violators will be punished by the law or in ways I've made up.


Social Security Search, for instance: 



 *And infant pet, any breed